just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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