butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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