The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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