I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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