i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Alive.
So much puke
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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