butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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