scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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