Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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