My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
In America we eat man semen.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize