sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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