the condom got lost in my hair
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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