2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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