so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
All I want is dick and wine.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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