I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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