what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
