Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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