i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's official drugs can't kill me
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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