scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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