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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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