Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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