David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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