The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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