I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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