Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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