Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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