I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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