you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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