I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Do you still have your period?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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