i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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