Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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