So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he told me I talked like a deaf person
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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