You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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