have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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