What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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