google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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