I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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