i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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