bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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