Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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