She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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