last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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