How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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