Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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