She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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