can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sober January is a disaster.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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