mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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