I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
