It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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