Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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