like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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