party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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