Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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