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I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
home. puking in laundry basket.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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