I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
